GCBEC = The Great Canadian Beaver Eating Contest

illustration by Leopard Queen

Update October 15, 2007!

Everyone at The Great Canadian Beaver Eating Contest 2007 can attest that it was a succullently sreaming success of fun and fur and feasting festivities. Every year we give away ridiculous amounts of terrific prizes and this year was even more insane than ever. (I just wish I had had the time to get winner's certificates printed again.)

Striving to always improve The Great Canadian Beaver Eating Contest now has a newer bigger better website at http://GCBEC.com and we're hoping that you'll help support our moves and the contest by purchasing some of our funderful fundraising stuff for sale. The website is moving and unless something in the next month keeps us in the Bay Area we're also moving - back to Ontario by Christmas - otherwise I'd just keep this great stuff for the 2008 GCBEC.

FYI: These all-new items are NOT the same items listed in the Cafe Press operated Gift Shop (except the buttons are). I custom order Beaver Patrol caps from a Burner friend's company, while Dust Devil Jack generously contributed T-shirts, stickers, and peuter pendants.

If you are turned off if the suggested prices contact me and perhaps I can make it so attractive that you can't help but do it. You know you want to.

GCBEC Stuff For Sale

Everything Must Go!!! click on image to see larger



All Items	3 Beavers (I forgot to pack these for BM 2007)	Buttons + Pendants (GCBEC engraved on leaf) $2 each



Caps Back + Front Red or Black	Caps Front + Back $20 each	Sticker $2 each



TShirt Front Small, Medium, 1 XLarge	TShirt Back $20 each	TShirt Back Detail

Updated August 20, 2007!

Help out the GCBEC by supporting the new fundraising Gift Shop.
Give some and get some for a funderful cause!
Eager beavers don't want to miss another year of non-exploitive,
non-objectifying (well, maybe a little, but you like it),
healthy, horney, mutually satisfying, gratifying, fun.

If you feel really generous please PayPal directly to:

Peak at some more hot features:

• Visit the Tribe discussion list! http://GCBEC.Tribe.net/ Join to talk about beaver eating.
• Probe the Cumming page for perverse plans, anticipated rendezvous, and titilating delicious possibilities for even greater events. Feel free to volunteer to bury yourself into something you desire to lay your hands on and assist with.
• More tawdry tails to cum in A Briefs History Of Beaver Eating.
• Add to the dam mess with your Fun With Beavers.
• Lodge a GCBEC experience to post and share about your close Contact with beavers.
• E-mail dumbass questions for self important mocking answers you can read in the Fa-Q.
• Most importantly, becum intimately familiar with the Mission Statement & Guidelines.

The GCBEC Gettin' Lucky #7

Burning Man 2007: Gettin' Lucky Number Seven
9:00pm, Wednesday, August 29, 2007
This event will be held at 4:30 and 'B' for Beaver!
In Playa Q's Rock Star Dinner Tent.
Don't forget your towels or blankets and ID!
Security provided by the Beaver Patrol
Catering and beaver condiments by SossBoss and his Saucy Possy.

Post GCBEC Cuddle Party

after the GCBEC (11:00pm-ish) until... dawn?
DJ's to be announced.
More information here.

pARTicipate!

"The Dancing Wu Li Masters" quoted John Wheeler:

May the Universe in some strange sense be "brought into being" by the participation of those who participate? ... The vital act is the act of participation. "Participator" is the incontrovertible new concept given by quantum mechanics. It strikes down the term "observer" of classical thoery, the man who stands safely behind the thick glass wall and watches what goes on without taking part. It can't be done, quantum mechanics says.